Now THIS is a game. Forget Kingdom Hearts.

Spike comes out SLAPPIN' MONKEYS with his COPYRIGHT-FREE light saber. Catches those darn dirty apes with his net long before Animal Crossing won any hearts.

You can FLY with boat paddles. Some of these monkeys are STRAPPED. They pull out the Thompsons on a CHILD. And that still doesn't work. Spike is a G.